Tips from CARP (Canadian Association of Retired People)
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
A: On their foreheads.
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
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